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Reedabl Speling (staij 4) haz the folloeing chainjez kompáird widh staij 3
 * We get rid ov aulmoest aul aultérnativs
 * We get rid ov "s" as /z/
 * We get rid ov "c", "x", and "q"
 * /ə/ kan oenli be "a"; /ər/ kan oenli be "er"


 * Moest gramr wurdz ar fonétik

Non-fonétic karaktarístiks
 * We keep the sielent "e" to tell appárt pluerals (klauze, klawz).
 * We keep the "u"-"w" and "i"-"y" rules
 * Unmárkt "a" kan bi /æ/ or /ə/.
 * "ov" insted ov "uov"
 * "off" insted ov "of"
 * "dhe" insted ov "dha" and "dhi"
 * "to" insted ov "ta" and "tu"

Uther característic

 * Fonétic past tense
 * l-m-n-r ruel
 * We got rid of majic "e"

Koma gets a kuer
Wel, heer’z a story for you: Sarra Perri waz a veterinary nurse who had been wurking daely at an oeld zoo in a dizúrtid distrikt ov dhe territory, so she waz verry hapy to start a nue job at a suepúrb prievit praktis in North Skwair neer dhe Duek Street Touer. Dhat airia was much neerer for her and moer to her lieking. Eevn soe, on her furst morning, she felt strest. She ate a boel ov porrij, chekt hursélf in the mirror and wosht her faese in a hurry. Then she puut on a plaen yeloe dres and a fleese jaket, pikt up her kit and hedid for wurk.

Wen she got dhair, dhair waz a wuuman widh a goose waeting for her. Dhe wuumn gaev Sarra an ofíshl letr from dhe vet. Dhe letr implíed dhat dhe animal kuud be sufering from a rair form ov fuut and mouth dizeaze, wich waz surpríezing, bekáuze normali you wuud oenly ikspékt to see it in a dog or a goet. Sarra was sentiméntl, so this maed her feel soarry for dhe buetifl burd.

Befór long, dhat ichi goose bigán to strut aróund dhe ofis liek a luenatik, wich maed an unsánitary mes. The goose’s oener, Mairy Harrisn, kept kauling, “Koma, Koma”, wich Sarra thaut was an odd choise for a naem. Koma waz strong and huej, so it wuud taek sum forse to trap her, but Sarra had a difrent iedéea. Furst she tried jently stroeking dhe goose’s loear bak widh her paam, dhen singing a tuen to her. Fienaly, she admínisterd eethr. Her efrts were not fuetile. In no tiem, the goose begán to tier, so Sarra was aebl to hoeld onto Koma and giv her a riláksing baoth.

Wunse Sarra had manijd to baedh dhe goose, she wiept her off widh a kloth and laed her on her riet sied. Dhen Sarra konfírmd the vet’s dieagnóesis. Aulmoest iméediatly, she rimémberd an iféktiv treetmnt dhat requíerd her to mezhr out a lot ov medisn. Sarra wornd dhat dhis korse ov treetmnt miet be ikspénsiv-eedhr fiev or siks tiems dhe kost ov penisílin. I kaon’t imájin paying so much, but Mrs. Harrison-a milionáir lawyer-thaut it waz a fair priese for a kuer.

Koma Gets a Kuer and derívativ wurks may be uezd freely for eny purpos widhout speshl permíshn províedid dhe prezent sentense and the folloeing kopyriet noetifikáetion akómpany dhe pasij in print, if reprodúest in print, and in audioe format in the kaese ov a sound rikórding: Kopyriet 2000 Douglas N. Honorof, Jill McCullough & Barbara Somerville. Aul riets rizérvd.

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