User:Readable Spelling/4

Readabl Speling (staij 3) has the foloeing chainjes compaird with staij 2
 * Fonétic past tense
 * We get rid of dubl letrs ("rr" is a diegraof)
 * l-m-n-r rule
 * Moest four-letr gramr wurds are fonétic
 * "ph" is "f"
 * No redundnt letrs (cq, tch, etc.)
 * "u"-"w" and "i"-"y" rules

Uther característics

 * We got rid of "g" as /dʒ/
 * We got rid of majic "e"
 * No sielent letters (exépt fienal "e")
 * Fienal vowels are speld with diegraophs
 * "se" at the end of the wurd sounds /s/ (horse, cheeze)
 * "s" may predíctably be /z/
 * We stil have "c", "x", and "q", with predíctabl sounds
 * We keep the sielnt "e" to tel appárt pluerals (clauze, clawz).
 * "Y" may predíctably be a vowel

Coma gets a cuer
Wel, heer’s a story for you: Sarra Perry was a veterinary nurse who had been wurking daily at an oeld zoo in a desérted district of the territory, so she was very hapy to start a new job at a suepérb prievit practis in North Squair near the Duek Street Tower. Dhat airea was much nearer for her and more to her lieking. Eevn so, on her first morning, she felt stresst. She ate a boel of porrij, chekt hersélf in the mirror and wosht her faece in a hurry. Then she puut on a plain yeloe dress and a fleece jaket, pikt up her kit and heded for wurk.

When she got dhere, dhere was a wuuman with a goose waiting for her. The wuuman gaev Sarra an ofícial letr from the vet. The letr implíed dhat the animal cuud be sufering from a rair form of fuut and mouth diseaze, which was surpríezing, becáuze normaly you wuud oenly expéct to see it in a dog or a goat. Sarra was sentiméntl, so this maed her feel soarry for the beutifl bird.

Befór long, dhat itchy goose begán to strut aróund the ofice liek a luenatic, which maed an unsánitary mess. The goose’s oener, Mairy Harrisn, kept cauling, “Coma, Coma”, which Sarra thaut was an odd choice for a naem. Coma was strong and huej, so it wuud taek sum force to trap her, but Sarra had a difrent iedéea. First she tried jently stroeking the goose’s loear bak widh her paam, then singing a tuen to her. Fienaly, she admínisterd eethr. Her effrts were not fuetile. In no tiem, the goose begán to tier, so Sarra was aebl to hoeld onto Coma and giv her a reláxing baoth.

Wunce Sarra had manijd to baedh the goose, she wiept her off with a cloth and laid her on her riet sied. Then Sarra confírmd the vet’s dieagnóesis. Aulmoest iméediatly, she remémberd an eféctiv treatment dhat requíerd her to mesure out a lot of medicin. Sarra wornd dhat dhis corse of treatment miet be expénsiv-eedhr fiev or six tiems the cost of penicílin. I caon’t imájin paying so much, but Mrs. Harrison-a milionáir lawyer-thaut it was a fair priece for a cuer.

Coma Gets a Cuer and derívativ wurks may be uezd freely for any purpos widhout special permíssion províeded the present sentence and the foloeing copyriet noetificáetion acómpany the passij in print, if reprodúest in print, and in audioe format in the caese of a sound recórding: Copyright 2000 Douglas N. Honorof, Jill McCullough & Barbara Somerville. Aul riets resérvd.

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 * User:Readable Spelling/2
 * User:Readable Spelling/4
 * User:Readable Spelling/5