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Aulmoest fuuli fonétic speling.

Reedabl Speling (staij 5) haz dha folloeing chainjez kompáird widh staij 4
 * Wee get rid of sielent "e" eevn ta tel apárt plooralz ("klauz" is singular and dha plural of "klau").
 * "Y" is only a semivoual:
 * Wee normalíez dha "u"-"w" and "i"-"y" roolz.
 * Wee replaes fienl "y" with "i".


 * Unmárkt "a" kan bi /æ/ or /ə/.
 * "Ue" iz repláest bie "oo" if it's nevr pronounst /juː/.
 * "Ue" iz repláest bie "yoo" at dha begíning uov dha wurd.
 * "Dhe" bikumz "dha" and "dhi".
 * "To" bikumz "ta" and "tu".

Non-fonétic karaktarístiks
 * Unmárkt "a" kan bi /æ/ or /ə/.
 * Strest "ta" is "tu", not "too".

Koma gets a kuer
Wel, heer’z a stori for yoo: Sarra Perri wouz a veterinary nurs hoo had been wurking daeli at an oeld zoo in a dizúrtid distrikt ov dha terratory, soe she wuoz verri hapi ta start a nue job at a suepúrb prievit praktis in North Skwair neer dha Duek Street Touer. Dhat airia wuoz much neerer for her and moer ta her lieking. Eevn so, on her furst morning, she felt strest. She ate a boel of porrij, chekt hursélf in dha mirror and wosht her faes in a hurri. Dhen she puut on a plaen yeloe dres and a flees jaket, pikt up her kit and hedid for wurk.

Wen shee got dhair, dhair wuoz a wuumn widh a goos waeting for her. Dha wuumn gaev Sarra an ofíshl letr from dha vet. Dha letr implíed dhat dhi animl kuud be sufering fruom a rair form ov fuut and mouth dizeaz, wich wuoz surpríezing, bekáuz normli yoo wuud oenli ikspékt ta see it in a dog or a goet. Sarra waz sentiméntl, soe dhis maed her feel soarri for dha buetifl burd.

Befór long, dhat ichi goose bigán ta strut aróund dhi ofis liek a loonatik, wich maed an unsánitari mes. Dha goos’z oener, Mairi Harrisn, kept kauling, “Koma, Koma”, wich Sarra thaut was an od chois for a naem. Koma wuoz strong and huej, soe it wuud taek sum fors ta trap her, but Sarra had a difrent iedéea. Furst she tried jentli stroeking dha goos’z loear bak widh her paam, dhen singing a tuen ta her. Fienely, she admínisterd eethr. Her efrts wur not fuetile. In no tiem, dha goos bigán ta tier, soe Sarra wuoz aebl ta hoeld onta Koma and giv her a riláksing baoth.

Wuns Sarra had manijd ta baedh dha goos, shee wiept her of widh a kloth and laed her on her riet sied. Dhen Sarra konfúrmd dha vet’s dieagnóesis. Aulmoest iméediatli, shee rimémberd an iféktiv treetmnt dhat requíerd her ta mezhr out a lot of medsn. Sarra wornd dhat dhis kors ov treetmnt miet be ikspénsiv-eedhr fiev or siks tiems dha kost of penisílin. I kaon’t imájin paeing so much, but Mrs. Harrison-a milionáir lauyer-thaut it wuoz a fair pries for a kuer.

Koma Gets a Kuer and derívativ wurks mae bee uezd freeli for eni purpos widhout speshl permíshn províedid dha preznt sentns and dha folloeing kopiriet noetifikáetion akómpani dha pasij in print, if reprodúest in print, and in audeeoe format in dha kaes ov a sound rikórding: Kopiriet 2000 Douglas N. Honorof, Jill McCullough & Barbara Somerville. Aul riets rizérvd.

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